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Punky Learns A Hard Lesson About Sharing

written by Gary Gapski
This script is available for free at the super dooper website www.gapskits.com. Tell your friends!

PUNKY: I'm so excited today.
PERFECT: Why?  Oh nevermind, I know, we get to go to Junior Church.
PUNKY: Well, that's true, but there's more, Perfect.
PERFECT: Oh yeah, yeah, we get to hear God's Word!  That make me excited too.
PUNKY: Wow!  That's exciting but there's even more.
PERFECT: There's more!  What more could there be?
PUNKY: Do you know what today is?
PERFECT: Sunday? No maybe it's Saturday.  No, no it's Sunday.  We're in church.
PUNKY: No; that's not what I mean.
PERFECT: It's not Sunday?
PUNKY: Ooh! You're so far from your name, Perfect.  You bird brain imbecile!
PERFECT: Thank you, I think.
PUNKY: Perfect, it is Sunday but it's also the day I got my new feathers that I ordered from the Feathers-R-U store.  They should be here any minute.
PERFECT: But, Punky, there is no mail on Sunday.
PUNKY: Oh yes, there is.
MR. DOG: (Pops up) Package for Punky, the Bird.  Package for Punky the bird.
PUNKY: I'm Punky (tries to take package).
MR. DOG: Not so fast, big beak.  How do I know you're Punky the Bird? Only Punky can have this package.
PERFECT: She's Punky, all right.
MR. DOG: Now, who are you?
PUNKY: She's Perfect, the Bird.
MR. DOG: Come on, no one's perfect.
PUNKY: She really is Perfect, but in name only.
PERFECT: And she is Punky but not in name only.
PUNKY: Watch it!  Now, give me my package, you mangy mail dog.
MR. DOG: That's right!  I'm a mail dog.  Nothing can keep me from my appointed stops.   No snow, nor rain, or sleet, nor wind, nor ice, nor sun, nor shade, nor man, nor ...
PUNKY: Just give me my package (grabs package).  Now beat it you ugly doggy.
PERFECT: Maybe you should try delivering some more mail.
MR. DOG: I'm off to do my duty.
PERFECT: Oh, they're beautiful.  I'm so glad we're friends so we can share all these feathers with each other.
PUNKY: Share?  My feathers?  Are you off your birdie rocker?  These are mine, all mine.
PERFECT: But Punky, I thought we'd share?
PUNKY: Never!
MR. DOG: (Appears and knocks feathers off shelf as he yells)  Coming through!  Mail can't be delayed, out of the way, beep-beep.
PUNKY: Oh, my feathers, all gone!
PERFECT: Well, Punky, if you had shared them maybe you'd have gotten even more.
PUNKY: What do you mean, Perfect?
PERFECT: The Bible says if we give we will be given unto.  Luke 6:30 says "Give and it shall be given unto you, good measure pressed down, and shaken together, running over, shall men give unto your bosom."
PUNKY: You mean if you give you'll be given too?
PERFECT: That's right.
PUNKY: Now you tell me.  I can't wait to get some more to share.
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